A recent study has shown that 94% of the population type in a Welsh accent.
The study also showed that 97% also think in a Welsh accent or in the Welsh language.
Professor Tim BoggleEyes of the University of Naffall said:
“Me and the lads were pretty bored the other day and we had to justify our very large salaries so we commissioned a study to see if people type in a Welsh accent. We got four Welsh people, put them in a room and asked them to type some of our work up. It was quite handy actually as we would have had to have paid a PA to do it but as it turned out, they got all the work done for us. We looked at our findings and we concluded that 94% Welsh people do indeed type in a Welsh accent. We also found that 97% Welsh people think either in a Welsh accent or in the Welsh language. There was a small minority who thought in other accents, like Darth Vader and that but I must stress that they were in the minority.”
Professor BoggleEyes is now planning to justify his salary at the university by commissioning a study to see how much it rains in Wales.
“I’m hoping to get funding up to the tits as it will be a very important study.”