An angry man from the US had protested to God that he hasn’t been given a large penis.
Peter Cuntanovic said that it wasn’t fair that other races got given bigger schlongs by God.
He told WalesOnCraic:
“I like to think of myself as better than anyone else but the only thing I fall down on is the size of my tool. You see, I’ve been watching a lot of porn lately and some of the other lads there, especially the darker lads – they’ve all got massive bang sticks. Why has God chosen to give all the big ones to them? Why couldn’t he dish them around a little bit more fairly? I look down at mine and in comparison, it’s a little bit disappointing. I’ve therefore started a protest to God to see what he has to say about this. It’s my right that I should be able to protest so I’ve got myself a citronella candle, done my hair nice and put on my angry face.”
A family member said:
“He’s just a young lad with issues.”