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World faces darkest day since Voldemort killed Dumbledore

The world was today reeling from its darkest day since Voldermort killed Dumbledore.

Millions across the world have taken to the privacy of their own homes to take in the news.

One American said:

“We all thought it was a bit of a joke at first. We thought we’d have a laugh but the more he went on, the stronger he got. I can honestly say that this is the worst day since Dumbledore got killed by Voldemort. The worse thing is about it is that we haven’t got Harry Potter to save us. He’s gone on to bigger and better things since being a wizard – he was even on Graham Norton the other day. Never mind – only a few years before we can chuck him out again.”

Another US citizen said:

“It’s like one of those things you can’t get your head around – like Dumbledore not being with us any more. It’s a very sad day.”

In other news, President Putin has congratulated himself on his recent win at the US Elections.

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