Woman responds to builder’s wolf-whistle by offering him round her house for free sex

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A woman from Penarth has responded to a builder’s wolf-whistle by offering him a no-strings-attached sex session.

Debbie SlenderThighs was walking past a construction site near the town centre when builder Billy BurgerGut whistled to at her.

Debbie told WalesOnCraic:

“I was walking down the shops, minding my own business, when I heard this wolf-whistle. At first, I didn’t think it’d be for me as I’m a bit of an ugly bint. When I looked up, I saw that this builder was looking directly at me. He looked really sexy resting a burger on his round belly and I loved the way that his mouth was smeared with tomato ketchup. It really turned me on. He shouted down to me that I had nice tits and I really loved that so I called him down and asked him if he wanted to come round to my place for some rampant sex. Luckily, my husband was away on business so I spent the afternoon letting him do what he wanted to me. I really felt that I wanted to reward him for making me feel so special.”

Billy later told WalesOnCraic:

“I’m so glad that she asked me around her place for sex. I’ll definitely be wolf-whistling to more girls now as they walk past.”