A woman from Tongwynlais has bored her friends shitless with her constant updates of her latest step counts.
Debbie Greyporch is aiming for 10,000 steps a day but is currently struggling due to her lazy and sedentary nature.
Friend Sally Sandwich, who didn’t want to be named, told WalesOnCraic:
“She’s constantly banging on about her latest step count. Whether it’s in person, on the phone or on social media, all we hear is how many frigging steps she’s done today. And all I want to tell her is that I couldn’t give a shit – none of us do – but we’re her best friends so we’re just going to not say anything and let it affect us continuously. So far today, she’s done 2,000 steps just putting the bins out and another 1,000 chasing a cat out of her garden after it shat on her patio. She feels that we need to know these things.”
Debbie keeps track of her step count with her Fitbit and updates friends and family every few hours. Some of her friends are now deceased, thanks to Debbie’s constant boring updates.