Woman accidentally washes off weekend’s tan in the shower

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A woman from Treherbert has washed off the tan she caught in her garden yesterday.

Eileen Bulge spent hours working on her tan in her garden over the weekend. She told WalesOnCraic:

“I was looking lush yesterday and I look like shit today. I spent hours and hours in my garden, working hard on my tan and look what goes and happens. I’m going to write to my local paper about this. I was hoping to seduce Tony my husband with my new tan. I jumped in the shower so that I was nice and clean and now I’m as pale as a ghost. It’s just not on.”

Husband Tony said:

“I couldn’t care less. I’m off down the pub at 8 o’clock to meet the lads.”