Welsh Doctor Offering Fans To Be ‘Put Under’ For Tonight’s Game

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A Welsh doctor is offering Welsh rugby fans to be ‘put under’ for the duration of tonight’s crunch match against England.

Dr Julie Feelbetter said that it will save fans suffering unnecessary torture and stress and could save breakups of both relationships and families.

She told WalesOnCraic:

“As a Welsh rugby fan myself, I know how stressful it can be to watch the boys. One minute you’re on cloud nine, the next – you’re down in the shits. I thought it’d be a lot easier all round if people gave me a fiver and I knocked them the fuck out. Then they could just wake up the following morning and check the news to see how we did. I’ll be doing it to myself once I’ve finished with the patients.”

Rugby fan Dilwyn SheepScrote said:

“I’m all for it. I watched the second half of the South Africa v Japan game and by the end of it, I couldn’t breathe. I think it’d be safe all round if I too was knocked the fuck out and didn’t know anything about it. I don’t think my heart can take it.”