A moist start for most of us but any rain should clear throughout the morning. Cloudy for most of us during the day but there will be some sunshine up in the north. A maximum temperature of 12°C.
Down on the farm, Farmer Honey’s loaded up one of his sheds with a shitload of fireworks for Bonfire Night. He’s scheduled a display for 7.30pm but Mrs Honey’s not too happy as it clashes with Coronation Street. She’s getting him to film it so she can watch it after Corrie’s finished.
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