Weather: Monday 4th November

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A bit of a mixed bag for Monday with big yellow blobs on sunshine and angry grey rain showers all tumbling about. Some of the showers could be heavy and there may even be the odd rumble of thunder down south. If you pardon the expression. A maximum temperature of 12°C.

Down on the farm, Farmer Honey is applying for funding to progress his Election campaign. He’s been down the Albert to see if anyone wants to make a donation and if he doesn’t get his promised fiver off Harry HalfHead, he’ll write to the Assembly and ask them for money. They give out money to all kinds of arseholes for all kinds of shit, he says.