Weather: Thursday 4 November

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Showery in the far south-west but no one lives there so not to worry. Dry and brighter for the rest of Wales but feeling a bit nipply in the wind. Maximum temperature of 10°C.

Down on the farm, Dolly’s been feeling a bit frisky lately and has ordered herself a Rampant Rabbit. It arrived in the post today but it wasn’t what she was expecting. It was an actual rabbit that was actually rampant and has already produced five litters. Dolly intends to write to Trading Standards about this.