Weather: Saturday 9th April

A chilly and nipply start to the day, especially in eastern areas of the country. Like a blancmange on the boil though, cloud will thicken up, smothering those glorious clear spring skies. Maximum temperature 9°C.

Down on the farm, Farmer Honey has been trying to woo Mrs Honey after he forgot to buy her a wedding anniversary present. Farmer Honey has so far ordered a Richard Clayderman CD, a bottle of Blue Nun, and a packet of Maltesers. The man knows how to treat a woman.

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