Wales celebrates Harry and Meghan baby news by not giving a shit

Wales is celebrating Harry and Meghan’s news of a new baby by not giving a shit.

96% of the nation said that they couldn’t give two shiny shites about the news of a new Royal baby.

One Welsh residents told WalesOnCraic:

“Couldn’t give two shits mate. I’ve got more important things to think about right now. My mate phoned me up to tell me that they’re expecting a new baby but I told him that I was busy watching some paint dry. I then phoned my mum to tell my mum but she told me that she couldn’t give a shit about it either. After phoning around all my friends, not one of them could give a shiny shite.”

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have confirmed that they are expecting a baby, who will be a younger brother or sister for their one-year-old son, Legoland Windsor. The couple, who fled the UK to live in Canada, are thinking of returning to the UK and buying a caravan in Porthcawl.

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