An amateur Welsh military strategist has advised the Government to invade Spain between the hours of 2pm and 4pm amid the ongoing...
Scientists have investigated a cave painting in Merthyr Tydfil and believe that they have found the earliest evidence of cankles in humans....
The Liberal Democrats have waded into the Great Houmous Shortage of 2017 by announcing that they will sort it should they get...
Women across the UK have taken to stealing mopeds in the hope that Tom Hardy will chase after them and pin them...
The new series of Stella is to contain a record number of the word ‘preshes’. The popular series, renowned for its regular...
A man has spoken about how he feels incomplete after losing a half-drunk cup of tea. Gary Bellend was decorating at home...
[EDITOR’S INSTRUCTIONS: Whoever’s looking after this piece – can you chuck something in the headline based around the word heart – something...
A leaked memo from 10 Downing Street has shown that the Tories are planning to tax masturbation should they be returned to...
Labour have announced that they will make every day Christmas if they are elected to power in June’s election. The announcement comes...
The Queen is to celebrate her 91st birthday by getting shit-faced and watching YouTube videos till 4am. One has ordered in four...