The Queen will visit Cardiff to have breakfast as Wetherspoons as part of her 90th birthday celebrations.
After recently joining Trip Advisor, HRH is keen to try out what she calls ‘food for the common people’ in an effort to connect with the people who pay for her palaces.
She told WalesOnCraic:
“One does like to rough it a little when one gets out and about. After brekkie, one shall head north to the valleys to see what sort of food they do up there. Apparently, they do a fine line in battered sausage, which one believes is made using only the finest cow arseholes and eyes. One shall look forward to that immensely.”
The Queen will be bringing a high-powered rifle with her after hearing that the Valleys can be a dangerous place after dark.
Chief Bodyguard Trefor NoNeck said:
“I’ll be watching them pesky Wetherspoons staff with a beady eye. One false move and I’ll rip all their arms and legs off. It’s my job.”