Retailers have announced that Wales has an abundance of waistcoats on sale.
Shops have told WalesOnCraic that they have shitloads of waistcoats left on sale in Wales.
One shop owner told WalesOnCraic:
“I don’t see what the big fuss is in the news. We’ve got shitloads of waistcoats left. In fact, I don’t think I’ve had anyone in buying a waistcoat since April when I had a guy in who was going to a wedding.”
Waistcoats in England are now selling on the black market, with some football fans resorting to cutting off the sleeves of their favourite jackets to look like Gareth Southgate.
One England fan said:
“Enger-land. Enger-land. Who’s going to score one more goal than yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuu…..Enger-land.”