The UK’s National Health Service has thrown a huge party to celebrate Jeremy Hunt becoming the new Foreign Secretary.
Doctors and nurses have been spotted cracking opening champagne and dancing in the corridors at the news.
One doctor told WalesOnCraic:
“We are so happy that he has this job. We are so, so happy. As soon as we heard the news, we were getting the beers and alcohol in. We’ve been dancing around the place all day.”
Hunt took over as new Home Secretary after blond bombshell Boris handed in his notice and went on the run. He is reported to be in France with David Cameron, with his trotters up. Jeremy Hunt starts his new job on Monday and has planned to cause chaos from day one.”
“I’m so excited to get my hands on something new to play with,” he told reporters.