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840BREAKING: Kwasi Kwarteng to start new job in JD Sports
Former Chancellor of the Cock-p, Kwasi Kwarteng, will be starting a new job at the Merthyr branch of JD Sports from Monday....
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631UK Government to arrange piss-up in a brewery
The UK Government is planning to arrange a piss-up in a brewery to celebrate its recent mini-budget. Government ministers are hoping to...
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609New Prince of Wales announced
A new Prince of Wales has been announced following the passing of Queen Elizabeth II. Living legend Michael Sheen will pick up...
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9.7KSpiders planning an autumn of terror
Spiders across the UK are reportedly in the final stages of planning an autumn of terror. The arachnids have been breeding like...
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635Sunak promises to freeze price of Space Raiders
Prime Minister hopeful Rishi Sunak has pledged to freeze the price of Space Raiders in his latest manifesto. Sunak said that the...
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1.3KRishi Sunak promises to fix economy shafted by previous Chancellor
PM hopeful Rishi Sunak has laid out his vision of the country should he be chosen as the country’s new leader. The...
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2.9KMatt Hancock to start new career in Merthyr Greggs
Former UK Health Secretary Matt Hancock is to start a new career in Merthyr Greggs. Hancock, who has taken the slogan ‘Eat...
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Rishi Sunak to announce 5p increase in price of Space Raiders
Chancellor Rishi Sunak will announce a 5p increase in the price of a pack of Space Raiders as he sets out the...
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2.3K#EatOutToHelpOut ‘attracting wrong sort of crowd’, ministers told
The Chancellor’s latest attempt to butter up the British public is attracting the wrong sort of crowd, ministers have been told. Rishi...