Former UK Home Secretary, Suella Braverman, will be starting a new job at the Merthyr branch of JD Sports from Monday. She...
Former Chancellor of the Cock-p, Kwasi Kwarteng, will be starting a new job at the Merthyr branch of JD Sports from Monday....
The UK Government is planning to arrange a piss-up in a brewery to celebrate its recent mini-budget. Government ministers are hoping to...
A new Prince of Wales has been announced following the passing of Queen Elizabeth II. Living legend Michael Sheen will pick up...
Spiders across the UK are reportedly in the final stages of planning an autumn of terror. The arachnids have been breeding like...
Prime Minister hopeful Rishi Sunak has pledged to freeze the price of Space Raiders in his latest manifesto. Sunak said that the...
PM hopeful Rishi Sunak has laid out his vision of the country should he be chosen as the country’s new leader. The...
Former UK Health Secretary Matt Hancock is to start a new career in Merthyr Greggs. Hancock, who has taken the slogan ‘Eat...
Chancellor Rishi Sunak will announce a 5p increase in the price of a pack of Space Raiders as he sets out the...