Junkies jacking up on Dettol after taking Trump’s expert advice

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Dettol junkies across Wales have complained of ‘not feeling too well’ after taking President Trump’s advice and injecting themselves with disinfectant.

The President suggested in his latest Press Briefing, that injections of Dettol could be a cure for the Coronavirus.

One junkie told WalesOnCraic:

“I listens to every word he says and I don’t know why I didn’t think of it before. I went down the local Home Bargains and bought myself a load of Dettol and then took myself home to jack up. It took a few minutes to kick in but once it’d got going, I could feel it killing the virus. Then it went to work on my major organs which didn’t feel too good. Honestly, I’ll never use Dettol again, except maybe when it comes to wiping down my surfaces.”

Trump floated the idea of injecting Dettol as a possible cure for the virus that has run rampant across the world.

“I see the disinfectant that knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning,” he said.