Harry and Meghan have decided to live out the rest of their days in a caravan down a Trecco Bay.
A poll conducted down the local pub just now has shown that 92% of Wales couldn’t give a shit about Harry and Meghan stepping down from public life, but there was concern that the Royals’ presence could bring down the rep of the popular caravan park.
A spokesman for the Royal Family told WalesOnCraic:
“After much discussion and reflection, Harry and Meghan have decided that they’d like to step down from public life and enjoy their marriage in Trecco Bay. They’ve been doing their research and think that they can afford a nice caravan there so that’s what they’re going to do. It’s all been very difficult being rich and famous and all that so a nice quiet life is just what the doctor ordered.”
A spokesman for a nearby caravan park told WalesOnCraic:
“They ain’t coming nowhere near my park, I can tells you that now. Every Tom, Dick and Harry would be down there, so to speak. Anyway. I’m off for my tea now. My missis is making me pie and chips. Bye.”