Several plant pots across the UK are expected to topple over the weekend as Storm Hannah unleashes 500mph winds and rain.
Members of the public have been advised that some patio chairs may also blow over onto their side.
WalesOnCraic’s resident weather expert, Derek the Weathersheep said:
“I’ve checked my charts and this looks like we could be in for a rough ride. The last time I saw pressure so low was when Farmer Honey got a puncture on his tractor. Wales can expect winds of up to 500mph, increasing to over 900mph in exposed parts. We cannot stress enough the danger that this poses to plant pots and patio chairs. In some areas, wheelie bins could move around slightly, causing panic among the elderly. I would recommend stocking up on Malted Milk biscuits, tea and coffee, and seeing this one out at home. Here at Honey Farm, we’re all just going to get naked in the barn and give each other a damn good seeing to.”
Local council workers have been put on alert to right any wheelie bins that have fallen over.”
