England targetting fourth place in this year’s Six Nations

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An insider from the England rugby team has exclusively told WalesOnCraic that they are targetting fourth place in next year’s Six Nations tournament.

Our source said that England are seeking to improve on last year’s position of fifth, just a little bit less shit than Italy.

The insider told WalesOnCraic:

“These next few months are crucial as we build up towards the next Rugby World Cup. What we don’t want is everyone gunning for us. So Eddie’s come up with a brilliant plan. We’re going to pretend that we are shit for the next few years or so and then when we get to the World Cup, we’ll show people how amazing we actually are. Wales did something similar a few years ago. We deliberately came fifth in last year’s tournament so that everyone thinks that we are shit. We are targetting fourth place at next year’s competition.”

England have been touted as favourites to win this year’s tournament by sports broadcaster John Inverdale:

“Even if we do come fourth, they’ll still be the best team in the tournament.”

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