Dog secretly hiding slippery turds under fallen leaves

Dogs across Wales have been secretly hiding slippery turds underneath fallen Autumn leaves.

The dogs say that they’ve got nothing else to do during lockdown.

One dog told WalesOnCraic:

“We’s bored we are. We just want to make our days a little bit more bearable and the only thing we can think of doing is curling out some slipery turds and hiding them under leaves. We then stand back and place bets on whose turd is going to get trodden on first. It’s so exciting. I made £30 in bets yesterday. It’s so funny seeing people walking home with shit on their shoes.”

One dog owner said:

“My dog’s an arsehole. I trod on seven turds yesterday while I was out walking the bloody thing.”

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