Chuckle Brothers launch late bid for the White House

Comedy heroes Barry and Paul Chuckle have launched a late bit to win the Presidential Election.

Barry would be in charge of wall-building while Paul would be in charge of emails, said the pair’s agent.

Barry told WalesOnCraic:

“We’ve been watching this presidential race for the White House with much dismay. After thinking carefully, Paul and I have decided to put our names into the hat. We know we’d bring our unique brand of slapstick and fun to the White House which will be a good thing as it’s all getting very serious right now. It’d be the first time that a pair of people would share the presidential responsibilities but as you know, we work very well together. If I had a foreign policy issue that I couldn’t handle, I’d say to Paul ‘To you’ and he’d reply with ‘To me’ and he’d then take care of it. Vice versa if we’re moving any heavy wardrobes around the White House. We’ve been doing it for years and it never fails.”

A spokeswoman for the White House said:

“Chuckle who?”

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