Jehovah’s Witnesses across Wales have called for a full and immediate ban on Trick or Treaters.
They say that they don’t appreciate strangers knocking on their front doors and threatening them with fire and brimstone if they don’t conform to what they say.
One Jehovah’s Witness said:
“I was in bed the other day. It was my first lie in for several weeks as I’ve been working extra hours. I was in such a deep sleep – it was just what my body was craving- and all of a sudden there was a knock on the door. I tried to ignore it but the knock came again. I dragged my sorry backside out of bed, down the stairs and opened the front door, only to be confronted by a group of total strangers, threatening me that if I didn’t conform to their way of thinking, that there’d be hell to pay. I told them that I wasn’t interested but they kept on and on until I had to shut the door in their faces which I don’t like doing as it’s very rude.”
One trick or treater said:
“Whatever mate. I’ll stick an egg right in your face.”