Miscellaneous bollocks
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Cameron to start work as Zumba instructor in October
Prime Minister David Cameron is to start a new career as a Zumba instructor in Barry following his resignation. Cammo will start...
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Carmarthen tax avoidance case dismissed
Magistrates today dismissed the case of a Carmarthen plumber charged with tax avoidance. Bertie ‘Monkeywrench’ Guttering, 36, refused to answer the charges...
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Mums Pack Apples In Kids’ Lunchboxes ‘To Get Them Out The House For a Few Hours’
Welsh parents are putting apples in their children’s lunchboxes so that they can get out of the house for a few hours....
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Charlotte Church To Protest At 25p Freddo Bars
Charlotte Church is set to lead a protest march through Cardiff after the price of Freddo bars reached 25p. The bars, which...
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12.0KWho’s got the biggest todgers in Wales?
Well here is what we have all secretly been waiting for – a ranking of men’s wang sizes in Wales compiled by...
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Chris Rea Takes Out Breakdown Cover for Christmas Journey
Veteran singer Chris Rea has joined the AA for Christmas after his Austin Allegro broke down last year. The musician, famous for...
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Bendy iPhone Is Homophobic: CLAIM
A gay activist from Penarth has accused Apple of homophobia after his new iPhone 6 went bent in his pocket. Clive Slackring,...
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Ice Bucket Challenge Shrank My Face: Claim
A Welsh schoolboy is coming to terms with a slightly smaller face that he used to have, after his Ice Bucket Challenge...