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Cameron to start work as Zumba instructor in October

Prime Minister David Cameron is to start a new career as a Zumba instructor in Barry following his resignation.

Cammo will start work at Coconuts Play Centre where Zumba classes are taken by local instructor, Giles Smallballs.

Smallballs told WalesOnCraic:

“We were delighted to see Wales taking the bold decision to leave the EU last night and to install Boris Johnson as our new Prime Minister. We can benefit from that by taking on Dave, who will probably take over the pensioners’ class on Wednesday afternoons now that Jeremy Clarkson has got himself a new job on telly. We are also looking forward to Westminster providing millions of pounds of funding to us here at Coconuts Play Centre now that the EU funding will stop. It will mean that we can buy a new CD player for our clients to dance to.”

Cameron is likely to be joined by Jeremy Corbyn in the autumn months.

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