Sport
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England plan to play Welsh anthem ‘in a shit fashion’ ahead of Saturday’s game
England are planning on playing the Welsh national anthem ‘shitly’ on Saturday, according to inside sources. The trick is a common one...
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John Inverdale ‘moist’ as England top Six Nations table
Sports host John Inverdale is reported to be ‘moist’ as England climb to the top of the Six Nations table. Inverdale, whose...
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Jamie Roberts picks up Man of the Match award a week late
Wales rugby player Jamie Roberts has picked up his Man of the Match award a week late. The centre, who scored against...
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Sacked José Mourinho to become Zumba instructor in Barry
Sacked Chelsea boss José ‘The Special One’ Mourinho will be starting a new career as a Zumba instructor in a South Wales...
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Irishman wins $1 million for twatting Brazilian man in the gob
An Irishman has earned $1 million for twatting a Brazilian man in the gob. Dublin’s Conor McGregor punched Jose Aldo in a...
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Euro 2016: An open letter from Wales to England
Dear England Firstly, please forgive us if we’re a bit excited about Euro 2016. Unlike you, it’s been a long time since...
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Stuart Lancaster to start new career as Zumba instructor in Barry
Former England rugby coach Stuart Lancaster is to start a new career as a Zumba teacher in Barry. The man who oversaw...
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Northern hemisphere rugby nations ask for games against southern hemisphere nations to be ‘shortened by a few minutes or so’
Northern hemisphere rugby nations have made an official request to shorten games against southern hemisphere nations to give them a better chance...
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Wayne Barnes scores winning try to put South Africa through to World Cup semi-finals
Referee Wayne Barnes scored the winning try in a throbbing quarter-final game at the Rugby World Cup. Referee, playing as the 16th...
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3 million sick days already ‘booked’ as Wales qualify for Euro 2016
Three million sick days have already been ‘booked’ for June 2016 following the Welsh football team’s qualification for the tournament. Employers are...