An Irishman has earned $1 million for twatting a Brazilian man in the gob.
Dublin’s Conor McGregor punched Jose Aldo in a fight in America. Aldo fell to the floor and McGregor walked away with lots of money.
Aldo said after the fight:
“What happened there? One minute I was about to twat the Irishman and the next minute, I was on my arse. I want a rematch.”
Irishman McGregor said:
“We stood facing each other. He came up to me and punched me in the face. At the same time, I stuck one on him and then he fell down and I won. I’d like a rematch too so that I can double my earnings.”
McGregor will spend all of his winnings on new uPVC windows for his house. Probably.