England claim Six Nations title after winning jack shit for the last five years

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England have taken the Six Nations crown with a game to spare after winning jack shit for the last 5 years.

The chaps in white destroyed a startled Welsh side on Saturday, and with Scotland beating the French the day after, Eddie Jones’s team claimed the title for their own.

England fan Tarquin Smythe-Peacock told WalesOnCraic:

“What ho, chaps. Our boys were simply stunning on Saturday although the sheep-shaggers did try and eventually show up in the last ten minutes. The fact that we’ve won the title with a game to spare shows how far we’ve come since our World Cup disaster and I’m sure that we’ll now go on to be a dominant force in world rugby for a 1,000 years.”

Welsh fan Dai ‘Hard’ Jones said:

“Well that was a crock of shit wasn’t it? Never mind, butt – there’s always next year innit like?”

WalesOnCraic extends a genuine congratulations to England on their Six Nations win