Sport
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Fake media publish false news stories of Scottish win over Welsh
Media publications across the UK have published fake news stories about Wales succumbing to Scotland in this year’s Six Nations tournament. Fans...
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Police called to Principality Stadium to investigate daylight robbery
Police have been called to the Principality Stadium after Wales was robbed of a glorious Six Nations win. Police will be taking...
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Principality Stadium staff to tilt pitch 45° this Saturday so England play uphill
Staff at the Principality Stadium are to tilt the pitch up to 45° this Saturday so that the visiting English team have...
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England fans banned from singing ‘droning, dreary song about chariots’ on Saturday
England rugby fans have been told that they can’t sing their usual dreary song about chariots at the forthcoming Wales v England...
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John Inverdale ‘moist’ as England installed as Six Nations favourites
Sports commentator John Inverdale has reportedly told the press that he is ‘moist’ as England were installed as Six Nations favourites. England...
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Reported increase in throb-ons and moistness in anticipation of 2017 Six Nations
Wales has recorded a surge in throb-ons and moistness ahead of this year’s Six Nations. With just over two weeks to go...
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Woman gets paid $3 million to be twatted in the face
An American woman has accepted $3 million in return for being twatted in the face. Ronda Rousey took several twattings to the...
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Andy Murray ‘quite happy’ to win Sports Personality of the Year
Tennis player Andy Murray has told WalesOncraic that he’s quite happy to have won the 2016 Sports Personality of the Year Award....
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FIFA to ban National Team Shirt Badges as they are deemed too nationalistic
FIFA are set to ban National Team Shirt Badges as they are deemed too nationalistic. FIFA’s Ethics Committee fears that the shirt badges...
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Sam Allardyce most successful England manager with 100% win record
Sam Allardyce has become England’s most successful manager with 100% win percentage. Allardyce left his post after being a very naughty boy....