Seagulls across the UK have been put on the official list of recognised terrorists. Gulls have been nicking people’s chips, divebombing local...
Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs, Michael Gove is to release a cover version of The Prodigy’s ‘Smack My...
President Trump will take in a visit to the capital’s Fantasy Lounge as part of his UK tour. Trump will visit the...
A beluga whale that was allegedly working on behalf of the Russian spy agency has told the media that he was just...
Women’s private parts are braced for President Trump’s visit to the UK in June. The tangerine lothario is renowned for helping himself...
It started off so well. In a bid to silence his right-wing anti-EU backbenchers once and for all, Prime Minister David Cameron...
Buckingham Palace has announced that the Royal baby is to be named Legoland Windsor. The news came as the Royal couple announced...
The end of the EU’s Freedom of Movement could cause chaos this year for millions of kids. Santa, a resident of Lapland,...
The UK’s National Health Service has thrown a huge party to celebrate Jeremy Hunt becoming the new Foreign Secretary. Doctors and nurses...
Former Bexit minister David ‘David’ Davis has told the cabinet that he’s considering taking up a part-time sales position at Trago Mills....