Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs, Michael Gove is to release a cover version of The Prodigy’s ‘Smack My Bitch Up’.
Gove is hoping that the single will help bolsters the support of younger members of the Conservative Party in his bid to become leader.
A spokesman told WalesOnCraic:
“Gove’s done all kinds of shit over the years. The kids are going to love him. Cocaine? Snorted it. Curry sauce on his fish and chips? Smashed it. Run through fields of corn? Nailed it mate. Gove is the kind of guy that would appeal to the younger factions of the Conservative Party and these are the voters we’re going after when it comes to picking a new leader. Who wants Bumbling Boris? Or that guy with the big teeth and massive hands? We want a leader who’s been there and done the kinds of things that we’ve all done. We want a man of the people. Michael is therefore releasing this new single so that he appears down with the kids. He’s hoping to release a full album before Christmas, depending on whether he gets arrested for his cocaine use.”
The single will be released in July and will be available from all good records shops and some craps ones.