An angry man from the US had protested to God that he hasn’t been given a large penis. Peter Cuntanovic said that...
A recent study has shown that 94% of the population type in a Welsh accent. The study also showed that 97% also...
Leaner drivers will be able to f*ck up UK motorways from 2018, the Government has announced. Learners will be expected to practice...
A woman from Treherbert has been admitted to hospital after overdosing on chocolate and Netflix. Donna Largecalves ate 26 Terry’s Chocolate Oranges,...
White House officials have confirmed that President Donald Trump keeps escaping from his straitjacket. One official said that the only way to...
Police helicopters across Wales have been equipped with BB guns to shoot down any incoming North Korean missiles. The Welsh Assembly said...
Management at Sports Direct have taken a team-building trip to the year 1536. Their aim was to do some zip-wiring and to...
World champion 100 metre runner Justin Gatlin has landed himself a new role as a TV baddie in the UK’s favourite soap...
Tech giant Apple has reminded its iPhone users that they can film video horizontally, as well as vertically. 95% of iPhone users...
Piers Morgan has spoken of his unhappiness that President Trump’s phone calls have been obtained illegally by the press. The cockwomble said...