Boris Johnson holding out for Hide and Seek World Record

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Prime Minister Boris Johnson is holding out in an attempt to break the world Hide and Seek Record.

Johnson went into hiding a few months back and has rarely been seen since.

A spokesman for Downing Street told WalesOnCraic:

“He’s wanted this record for so long now and he’s been given the ideal opportunity to go for it. He started playing this game back in December, just before he didn’t get Brexit done. Since then, we’ve all been on the lookout for him and although he’s popped his head up over the parapet a few times, he’s never given away his location. I have spoken to him by phone but he cut off before we could trace the call. I have a feeling that he’s hiding in a bush or probably a pub. Either way, if he can just hold out a little longer, he could well be on for the world record.”

One MP, who didn’t want to be named said:

“We’ve been looking all over the place. The last time we saw him, he was Have I Got News For You, and was talking about the time he tried to snort cocaine but sneezed.”