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Man undecided whether to watch The Voice or to drape his wet bollocks over an electric fence

A man from North Wales is facing the unusual dilemma of either watching the new series of The Voice or draping his wet bollocks over an electric fence

Gordon GrimyKegs had been watching X Factor in the run-up to Christmas but ended up watching his newly-painted wall dry by the end of the series.

Gordon told WalesOnCraic:

“I used to like Saturday nights when telly was good – you know – things like Noel’s House Party. Oh how I laughed when people got gunked. Before that of course, you had Blankety Blank, Family Fortunes and of course, the A Team. These days though, it’s all about people wailing down a microphone like some demented goat. I started watching X Factor last year but by the end of the series, I had resorted to painting my living room walls just so I could watch them dry instead. The new series of The Voice starts tonight and I really can’t decide whether to start watching it or whether to drape my wet bollocks on the electric fence that’s outside my back garden. I’ll watch the first few minutes and see how it goes. I’ll have a bowl of water on standby to swill my bollocks in just in case.”

The new series of The Voice starts tonight and features Will I Am, Jennifer Hudson, Sir Tom Jones, some other fella, and lots and lots of adverts.

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