A recent report has dispelled the myth that the customer is always right.
The report showed that customers are often arseholes and sometimes total cockwombles.
Helen BoggleEyes who prepared the report told WalesOnCraic:
“Retail workers have been telling us for many years that customers aren’t always right. We took to the streets ourselves to find out and spent several hours working in some stores. 34% of customers were what we classified as arseholes while a further 17% were classified as total cockwombles. It has certainly dismissed the belief that the customer is always right.”
One retail worker said:
“We’ve known this for many years. They really didn’t need to pay some tart to come in and tell us what we already know.”