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Man can’t decide whether to watch X Factor or drape his wet bollocks over an electric fence

A man from Treharris has told WalesOnCraic that he can’t decide to watch tonight’s X Factor or to drape his wet bollocks over an electric fence.

Dan ‘Daniel’ Bunce said that on reflection, it was a pretty easy choice to make.

He told WalesOnCraic:




“X Factor is great in one way because it means that our shitty summer is over and that Christmas really is on the way. My missis loves it but over the years, I’ve become bored of the show. These days, I lock myself away when it comes on but this year, I thought I’d drape my wet bollocks over a wet fence instead. There’s an electric fence at the bottom of the road and I’ll be stepping into the shower when it comes on telly.”

Wife Wendy said:

“He can do what he wants. I LOVE Simon Cowell. I want him to sit on my face and tell me that he loves me. And then he can buy me an expensive car or something.”

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