Election 2017

Jeremy Corbyn arrives in Cardiff and announces ‘Yay! I got a seat on the train!’

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Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn arrived in Cardiff this afternoon and announced to the waiting crowds that he’d managed to get a seat on the train on the way down.

Mr Corbyn struggles to find available seats on trains, even when they are empty.

He told crowds in Whitchurch:




“Our Prime Minister has called a snap election and now is the time for us to tell her what we really think about getting seats on trains. On the way here, I was once again sat on the floor of the train. I couldn’t even take my sandals off because everyone kept tripping over me. In the end, one of my bouncers managed to throw and old granny out of her seat and I sat there until I got to Cardiff. As luck would have it, the old granny had just bought a bacon bap and a coffee from the buffet car and it was very kind of her to leave it for me. I was very careful not to eat it like Miliband did as I know what these photographers are like.”

Mr Corbyn hopes to become the first Prime Minister in British history to have a beard.

“I’m hoping to become the first Prime Minister in British history to have a beard. And what a fine beard it is.”


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