Prime Minister Boris Johnson has doubled down on his demand for bendy bananas as part of his Brexit strategy. Johnson is insistent...
It started off so well. In a bid to silence his right-wing anti-EU backbenchers once and for all, Prime Minister David Cameron...
Actor Danny ‘Farking’ Dyer has been appointed the new Home Secretary after giving an impassioned speech on Brexit live on TV. Dyer,...
A leaked memo from 10 Downing Street has shown that the Tories are planning to tax masturbation should they be returned to...
Labour have announced that they will make every day Christmas if they are elected to power in June’s election. The announcement comes...
Prime Minister Theresa May has launched her own School Of Motoring. The new school will specialise in performing spectacular U-turns and looking...
Ireland has laid claim to the island of Anglesey following the triggering of Article 50. Ireland says that it is legally entitled...
Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has been accused of over-reacting to the bad loss against England at the weekend by calling for...
Former Primer Minister Tony Blair has warned the UK that Brexit could destroy the country in just 45 minutes. Rather like a...
Bungle from Rainbow is the surprise selection to take the UK through the Brexit process. Theresa May made the announcement to a...