Woman attacked by monsters after getting hot and sticking leg out of duvet

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A woman who was too hot in bed last night and stuck her leg out to cool down has been attacked by monsters.

Julie SweatyCrack was trying to get an early night but was too hot to sleep, forcing her to stick her leg outside of her duvet. She was savaged by monsters shortly after.

Speaking from her hospital bed, she told WalesOnCraic:

“I was sweating my tits off. I had to get an early night because I had an early start the day after but as soon as I got into my duvet, I knew I was not going to be able to sleep. I thought about sticking my leg out but was scared that the monsters might get me so I held on for a few hours. In the end, I thought I was going to pass out and so I cocked my leg out. That’s when the monsters got me.”

Husband Gary said:

“I didn’t see the monsters as I was fast asleep dreaming about the women’s volleyball. It was a shame to wake up from that.”