Woman claims she knows the lyrics to every song ever written

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An Aberdare woman has made the astonishing claim that she knows the lyrics to every song every written.

Geri Dunce claims she learnt all the lyrics from LookIn magazines when she was growing up.

Geri told WalesOnCraic:

“Give me a song and I’ll sing the bastard. My husband John thinks I’m some kind of freak. A song will come on the telly and I’ll sing it. A song will come on down the club and I’ll sing it. It doesn’t matter what it is, I know the lyrics to it. Thanks to LookIn magazine, I can confidently say that I know the words to every song ever written.”

Husband John said:

“The woman’s a freak, mun. She should be on Britain’s Got Talent. I’m hoping that she can make a bit of money from her talent so I can buy that new Ford Mondeo I’ve seen for sale down the road.”