Welsh farmers struggling to keep up with supply of bullshit for Westminster

Welsh bull farmers are struggling to keep up with demand of fresh bullshit from Westminster.

Westminster has been dishing out records levels of bullshit in recent weeks, leaving Welsh farmers struggling to keep up with orders.

Farmer Dai Twp told WalesOnCraic:

“My bulls have been shitting around the clock and that’s still not enough for this current government. I’ve had to bring in some of the cows from my other farm, just to keep up with the demand. Christ, I’m even chucking in some of my own shit and hoping that the silly buggers don’t notice the difference. It’s the same with farmers all over the land. We’ve never seen anything quite like this before. It’s good to be busy, don’t get me wrong, but Jesus – I’m tired!”

A spokesman for Downing Street said:

“We have been distributing bullshit like never before and we are relying on our Welsh farmers to provide us with the manure that we need to continue. At this point in time, we don’t see a let-up in demand. In fact, I can only see more requirements for fresh bullshit so we may need to import some from abroad.”

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