A bright but cold start for us Welshies. There will be a few scattered wintry showers up north and over in the west in the morning. These will fade away throughout the day. Winds will ease up but it will feel a bit parky. Maximum temperature 7°C.
Down on the farm, it was all go when the sun finally came out today. Mrs Honey was out on her recliner in the garden, oiling herself up with some Trex. ‘It’s never too early to start working on your tan,” she said as she sipped her Piña Colada.
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