Ginger superstar Ed Sheeran has managed to fuck off most of Cardiff during last night’s Principality gig. Drivers were left cursing the...
A psychic sausage roll from Merthyr has correctly predicted all of the World Cup results to date. The sausage roll forecast that...
Lads sending unsolicited dick pics to people is to be a crime from July. Each month, hundreds of thousands of men send...
England coach Eddie Jones is considering taking up a position of sales assistant in Merthyr. It follows England’s winning streak turning to...
A woman from Tonteg has mortgaged her house to pay for popcorn at a local cinema. Eileen Thundergunt splashed out £45,000 to...
The world-famous Grumpy Fuckers Coffee Shop has advertised for a new General Dogsbody. Cardiff’s famous coffee shop is looking to hire someone...
US Supreme Leader Donald J Trump has called North Korea’s Kim Jong Un a ‘cockwomble’ at the highly-anticipated summit. Reports say that...
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US superstar Beyoncé and her fella Jay Z snuck to Chippy Lane last night, looking for a bag of crisps. The pair,...
A man from Trehafod is reportedly ‘distressed’ after finding out that his best friend watches Love Island. His friend, a grown man,...