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Summer holidays ushered in with pissing rain

The last day of school term has been ushered in with shitloads of rain.

Today officially marks the start of summer, and true to form, it’s decided to piss it down.

One mum-of-four told WalesOnCraic:

“I’ve spent the last few weeks getting ready for summer. I’ve bought 50 pairs of flip flops, three barbeques and 200 bottles of sun lotion. Today was supposed to be a celebratory day and I’d invited all my mates around for some wine and hopefully an orgy once the kids had gone to bed. Now it’s pissing down and there’s nothing I can do except drink some Lambrini and watch Love Island. It’s piss poor really. I think I’m going to move to Spain or something. They get lots of sun out there and there are lots of handsome men too. It’s a win-win.”

Rain rolled into Wales overnight, leaving lots of sheep and people moist.

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