Naming 22nd December as the shortest day of the year is a ‘load of bollocks’ according to retail staff.
Shop workers are having to put up with an increasingly high percentage of rude arseholes, making the days seem longer than usual.
One worker told WalesOnCraic:
“The amount of arseholes who are shouting at me for no good reason has definitely increased over the last few weeks. I know people are stressed at Christmas but so am I because I never get a chance to do my Christmas shopping. It won’t be long before I end up twatting a customer in the face and when I do, it’ll unleash weeks’ worth of pent-up anger.”
The shortest day of the year usually happens at this time of year thanks to the Winter Solstice. It’s the time of year when the way the earth is angled and is farthest away from the sun. Or something. In any case, it’s the time of year when hippy-like people get naked and go swimming in the sea.
