Man charged with obscenity after being caught putting sugar on his Frosties

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A man from Cardiff has been charged with obscenity after police found him putting sugar on his Frosties.

The man, who has been named as Dave ‘David’ DickWit, was spotted adding sugar to his bowl of sugar-coated cereal at a service station last year. He was finally charged this morning.

A police spokesman told WalesOnCraic:

“We’ve seen some heavy shit in our time but this was just way beyond what any of us had come across in our careers. Sugar on your cornflakes? No problem. Sugar on your Shreddies? Carry on mate. But sugar on your Frosties? Come on mate – that’s just perverted. We’ll happily throw the book at this lad. He obviously has issues but even so, there’s no excuse for what he did. To make it worse, he did it in public – in full view of passing children. I don’t know what this world is coming to, I really don’t.”

Dave’s mother, Glenda said:

“If he’s putting sugar on his Frosties, he deserves to be locked up. And he won’t be coming back here when he’s out either. I’ve disowned the twat.”