Lazy twat drops litter on floor next to bin

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A lazy twat has dropped the wrapping of his McDonald’s meal on the floor next to a bin.

The twat was out looking for Pokemon instead of doing something constructive with his life.

An eyewitness told WalesOnCraic:

“The lazy shit was sat there, stuffing his spotty face with chips and burger, and just discarding litter left, right and centre. I told him to pick up his litter and he told me that that was the responsibility of the park staff and if it wasn’t for him, they’d be out of a job. I wanted to punch the twat in the face.”

Local police boss, PC Plod, told wasn’t impressed with the youth:

“I’ve been saying for years that we need new powers to beat the shit out of lazy twats who can’t be bothered to put things in the bin. I’ve got some lovely new truncheons that would look good wrapped around their heads.”