Greggs are set to make their own TV series called Game of Scones.
The show will follow the power struggles within a local baker store. It will also feature a dwarf called Colin who is in charge of baking the steak bakes.
A Greggs spokesman told WalesOnCraic:
“I don’t think people realise the kind of conflicts that arise in our stores. We’ve seen a mutiny by some staff in Ponty, who wanted to sell more flake cakes, crushed by their manager Margaret. Over in Dunvant, one of our floor managers Terry was knobbing his sister over the flapjacks. We thought that all of this would make for great entertainment for the British public. It’ll be a cross between the Great British Bake Off and Debbie Does Dowlais.”
Greggs fan Debbie Thundergunt said:
“I’m in Greggs every day and it’d be great to see how it all works behind the scenes. I want to see how they make their custard slices because I want to be able to make them at home and feed them to my fat kids for tea. The only gripe I’ve got is that I pronounce the word ‘scone’ like the word ‘gone’. Their intended pun is a pile of shit.”
The show is set to air later in 2019, probably when Channel 4 have run out of people on benefit to film.
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