Extra Hour In Bed Wasted Thanks to ‘Ignorant Kids and Stupid Pets’

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Parents and pet owners across Wales are missing out on the extra hour gained by putting the clocks back thanks to ‘ignorant children and stupid pets’ according to a new survey.

The survey has also shown that 98% of parents are unable to explain the yearly time-bending exercise effectively to their children, leaving thier children waking up a whole hour before they normally wake on a Sunday morning.

One parent told WalesOnCraic:

“I’ve told them to go back to bed but they’re having none of it. I could cry. I’ve been looking forward to this extra hour for weeks.”

A pet-owner from Carmarthen told WalesOnCraic:

“I facking hate my dog. Having something sitting on my face at 6.30am is not my idea of fun – not unless it’s Carla from Coronation Street.”